My heart belongs to my amazing girlfriend anotsoaveragegirlwithbigdreams.tumblr.com
I don't know what I would do without her and I never want to find out.
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid
and yall fuckers drink this shit?
look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie
your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash